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« Reply #45 on: April 15, 2010, 06:53:51 pm »

You only have one computer in your office? 

lab, actually
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« Reply #46 on: April 16, 2010, 02:56:36 am »

How to get your request to play:

1. make request.
2. Drink lots of coffee
3. have to pee but hold it until your bladder is about to explode
4. go to the bathroom
5. come back to find your song almost over

Works every time!  xD

1. make request
2. stream music while working along listening to all sorts of songs you'd never in your life request
3. log out of computer because co-worker needs to use it RIGHT NOW
4. refrain from strangling co-worker because you realize you could do the same illustrator work in a 5th off the time
5. log back into your own profile and find your song almost over (OR being the first or second position in the song history)

Since everyone seems to be making these lists:

1. Make request
2. stream about 10 songs
3. get bored from the waiting and log off to play a game on the xbox
4. log back on after hours of hardcore gaming fun only to find that your request has been played hours ago.

Yeah I know, I tend to have a short attention span when Im behind my computer....
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« Reply #47 on: April 20, 2010, 09:09:24 am »

How to get your request to play:

1. make request.
2. Drink lots of coffee
3. have to pee but hold it until your bladder is about to explode
4. go to the bathroom
5. come back to find your song almost over

Works every time!  xD

1. make request
2. stream music while working along listening to all sorts of songs you'd never in your life request
3. log out of computer because co-worker needs to use it RIGHT NOW
4. refrain from strangling co-worker because you realize you could do the same illustrator work in a 5th off the time
5. log back into your own profile and find your song almost over (OR being the first or second position in the song history)

4. refrain from strangling co-worker because they *just need to print something*
5. log back into your own profile and find your song just played, the second just being played and the third song still to be played

RWAR
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« Reply #48 on: April 28, 2010, 02:49:26 pm »

So addicting: http://www.twocansandstring.com

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« Reply #49 on: August 05, 2010, 01:09:26 pm »

Damn, the viagra thread went away.

After xeno mentioned how nice a poem it was I thought, hey that could go well with the lyrics of Pursuit, by Icon of coil:

Look around you
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Do you need it?
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Yes, viagra
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Will you buy it?
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Chase them down
Hunt them down
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Chase them down
Hunt them down
Chase them down
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« Reply #50 on: August 05, 2010, 05:14:50 pm »

Damn, the viagra thread went away.

After xeno mentioned how nice a poem it was I thought, hey that could go well with the lyrics of Pursuit, by Icon of coil:

Look around you
cheap viagra
Yes, viagra
buy viagra
Do you need it?
Will you buy it?
Yes, viagra
cheap viagra

Look around you
cheap viagra
Yes, viagra
buy viagra
Do you need it?
Will you buy it?
Yes, viagra
cheap viagra

Chase them down
Hunt them down
Chase them down
Hunt them down
Chase them down
Hunt them down
Chase them down
Pursuit!
*ROFLMAO*
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Practice is when things work, and no one knows why.
Here we combine theory and practice.
Nothing works and no one knows why.

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