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« on: October 02, 2009, 05:32:12 am »

Todays my facking birthday YES!!!!!


And I wanna give a big thank you to Out of Line mailorder for delevering me the Hexakosioihexekontahexa limited edition box set on this day. Thanks, best day you could pick to deliver me this =D
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« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2009, 06:15:08 am »

Happy birthday, pal.  I wish you many more.  I see you are listening to the subscribers stream with me.  Have a great day and a groovy weekend.

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« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2009, 07:22:26 am »

darn, it is *just* your bday, but herzlichen glueckwunsch anyway (=

usually my first response to that notorious "guess what?!?" is "you're pregnant!"
guess im out of luck here
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« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2009, 08:01:15 am »

I'm pregnant
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« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2009, 08:14:04 am »

I'm pregnant
congratulations!
i hope you get twins this time
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« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2009, 08:29:35 am »

funny story about "you're preggos!" i work in a pharmacy and someone called up to see if i could check on the package of a pregnancy test to tell her what the marks ment, well i told her "two horizontal lines is a positive read" there was dead silence, and I said congratulations and hung up....
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« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2009, 09:14:54 am »

(...) i told her "two horizontal lines is a positive read" there was dead silence, and I said congratulations and hung up....
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Happy B-day Lexus.
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« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2009, 02:40:44 pm »

funny story about "you're preggos!" i work in a pharmacy and someone called up to see if i could check on the package of a pregnancy test to tell her what the marks ment, well i told her "two horizontal lines is a positive read" there was dead silence, and I said congratulations and hung up....
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how can you use a pregnancy test without the manual or description next to you or how can you not read the result

or am i expecting too much?

would be even more funny if it was a different test as the one she used and your result doesnt even need to match hers
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« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2009, 04:40:05 pm »

Ohh thats bad, but ownd indeed.

Thanks everyone.

Also Hexakosioihexekontahexa is a great cd. I love it. That name though.....so fucking difficult to write. I wonder what mood altering substances the guy that came up with that name used.
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