Post something funny

[swampfeotus]

I think that guy on the left is using his little girl as a shield.

[Jon Meth]

hahahahha..that was priceless. the creator should have his own channel..

[Jon Meth]

This is pretty funny to me. I joined this freestyle rap group on FB for a laugh. I dig making up little rhymes and dissing rap culture. I've copied and pasted some entries and responses from myself, my brother and a friend of mine,,after some MC wannabe laid a diss....

Antwone Terrell Linguin (Lexington, KY) wrote(The gansta wannabe)
at 7:14am on September 26th, 2008

I kill niggaz to kill germs yes sir I do
Since you white snowflake it don't refer to you
Your lucky ur in London stunting new fly resorts
Because I've been shooting Krackers every July the 4th
Caucasians in London is like probability of Nuns with temperaments
London breeds Asians you fucking immigrant
I cope birds 24/7 on the block off weight packets
I'm a hustler I dnt need to immigrate to escape taxes
You prolly a former slum in dept boy yo shyt is fiction
Got 50 thou on yo head so your run out of jurisdiction
I rout a global murder market, get addresses from departments
step in mud to your carpet, like SCARFACE "BOOM" dead target
take your whip never park it, chop it down sell the parts wit
weed n purple from the garden and watch your news so lethargic

Geoffrey Seymour (London) wrote
at 1:15am on October 23rd, 2008 (my brother)

your deluded rhymes are quite confusing
your carnie themes they are amusing
so get back in your circus midget cage
wait your turn i'm taking centre stage
here's a little conundrum just for you
oh why did you put your hat on scew?
is your head too big not unlike a melon
wanna bust a cap... gonna be a felon
there's a moral to this rhyme of mine
you want respect try walking the line
but you'd fall on your face if you tried
cause your pants don't hang they slide
so what you gonna do my gangsta bro
coco pop a cap but i'm the fucking pro

Jonathan Seymour wrote
at 12:19pm on October 23rd, 2008(me)

Whats this biatches? Wassup Mr Linguin
Seems ya wanna burn but I'm as cold as a penguin
You better stoke your dissing fire and slap on the coal
Your choo choo trains stuggling out in the North Pole
I'm waiting, debating if you got what it takes
but you're grating and skating on thin ice that breaks
If dissing was a crime you'd be out on parole
as much as you'd love being shanked in the hole
Rap's not the same when you're writing it down
but you've got that covered rap rodeo clown

Sharky Sharma (Israel) wrote
at 3:14pm on October 23rd, 2008(my friend)

You wear a golden watch, but you can't read the time
"comparison" and "embarrassing" don't even rhyme
unless you're sayin it with an inflated lip
sore from smoking crack and bulging at the tip
What's with the confusion in spelling the word "shit"
it's yet another reflection of a less than great wit
You don't even make the cut for Turkish porn
when you don that green hat and dress up like a ghetto leprechaun
Please don't lecture us about killing niggaz with germs
for fuck's sake, respect them brothers, stop using racist terms
And stop deluding yourself thinking you're a hustler
we all know Cadillacs are no better than DaimlerChrysler
I never knew rhyming was a speciality in Kentucky
is it the next best thing to that Colonel's recipe?
Asians know more words than just "sucky sucky!"
but that's more than enough for them to get lucky


Hehehe
 

[Shirow]

you guys should have a freestyle industrial group

[Jon Meth]

Hehe..we need some contenders....it's only really fun when you're dissing soemone who takes themself too seriously. There was this one Kuwaiti rapper who went too far, and was lyically dealt with, but it got pretty ugly, but damn there were soem good rhymes..I'll post my ones..

[Jon Meth]

This was my response after a rapper from "The Kuwait English School" dissed my mom...

Jonathan Seymour wrote
at 8:41am on September 8th, 2008

hahahah....how sweet
I knew you's stoop to dissing the fam
unlike you, dick, I don't give a damn
your dissing is tame, your angle is lame
step in my world, I'll piss on your flame
you're more retard-core than hardcore, and your mama is lardcore
and when i read your lines I discard-snore
yup..your mama is fat, your proud of that, when you were born, she thought she shat
her ass is so fat the jaws of life were used
but they got you out, all battered and bruised
how sweet for your lover to run to your aid
whatever helps you queefs get laid
your rhymes are cheezy, your sister is easy
your daddy's a marmite minor that's sleezy
your not a human...you're bearly a mammal
and think of this, bitch, when you're fucking your camel
you live by the gun and you'l die by your hand
and you only bought one coz you have a small gland

Here's the original feed. It was on some lame ass rap video from a Saudi rapper....about half way down the page the battle insues..

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1030166392709&oid=2250882614

[Shirow]

this thread makes my spleen hurt

[Jon Meth]

I know....I'll stop...

[Shirow]

:p

[Make Tea Not War]

This was my response after a rapper from "The Kuwait English School" dissed my mom...

Jonathan Seymour wrote
at 8:41am on September 8th, 2008

hahahah....how sweet
I knew you's stoop to dissing the fam
unlike you, dick, I don't give a damn
your dissing is tame, your angle is lame
step in my world, I'll piss on your flame
you're more retard-core than hardcore, and your mama is lardcore
and when i read your lines I discard-snore
yup..your mama is fat, your proud of that, when you were born, she thought she shat
her ass is so fat the jaws of life were used
but they got you out, all battered and bruised
how sweet for your lover to run to your aid
whatever helps you queefs get laid
your rhymes are cheezy, your sister is easy
your daddy's a marmite minor that's sleezy
your not a human...you're bearly a mammal
and think of this, bitch, when you're fucking your camel
you live by the gun and you'l die by your hand
and you only bought one coz you have a small gland

Here's the original feed. It was on some lame ass rap video from a Saudi rapper....about half way down the page the battle insues..

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1030166392709&oid=2250882614

Haha brilliant: I´ll borrow that unless u have a copywright on it:)

[Jon Meth]

Dude...it's for the taking..that shit's not as funny as the group me and my bro started..another one called 'Best Disses' There are about 170 posts and all are pretty good...here are  a couple..
 Geoffrey Seymour (London) wrote
at 5:28pm on August 1st, 2008

puk pukk pukaaark is the sound that you're making
not shafting chickens but your knees are now shaking
my bru, why you'd have to do bitten off more than you chew
i'd hate to be jew, so this here overdue diss is just for you
down come with your ideas and make like you're the administator
it's your incomprehensable rhyming that needs a translator
thinking up songs, playing the fool and singing your gay song
it's like elton john remixed in a studio based in hong kong.
nows not the time to get involved in this touchy subject
i've had a pizza to eat and my ass has a toilet to infect
...to be continued

 Jonathan Seymour wrote
at 11:55am on August 7th, 2008

Bitch, the only damn pizza that you gonna eat
is made from Dong Shlong and cock-sandwich meat
I started this group with wholesome intent
But then it was tainted, I repent that it's bent
What happened to all the other diss guys
Did they crap out, or did they get wise
It's just you and I left in the dissing circle
But your rhymes are puny just like Steve Urkel
But no-ones gonna cheer when you enter the show
This aint Family Matters and your timing is slow
But crack another rhyme, you're doing so well
I almost forgot about your poultry meat smell
So cluckety cluck to YOU chicken plucker
throw a rhyme and I'll duck, albino Chris Tucker.

 Geoffrey Seymour (London) wrote
at 1:06pm on August 7th, 2008

You're taking the piss so shut your avian beak
Got no oars to paddle you're stuck up a creek
Alikeness to big bird you are quite the wonder
Your gay boat is lame so now is going under
You try so hard to fly but you are a dodo
The last of a species like hunchback quasimodo
So ring your bells but nobodys gonna listen
And polish your balls but they will never glisten
So how you gonna deal with these eggs I just laid?
I'm serving them benedict complete with grenade
 
Jonathan Seymour wrote
at 10:49am on August 11th, 2008

Yo dude, how crude that diss is gonna get you sued
but not by me bitch, I aint gonna start a dissing feud
so you better get a lawyer like the one for OJ Simpson
if bad rhyme was a crime, U gonna be a prison gimp, son
Your skillz cant pay the bills, you got your fingers in the tills
my rhymes break out like bird flu bitch, start running for the hills
So vacinate your ass, quarintine yourself in glass
hope the misery will pass, Alas, where is the class.?

ect ect...

http://www.facebook.com/wall.php?id=18221298248

[Make Tea Not War]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yioJQFrqMXM
Retarded policeman best show ever.

[Jon Meth]

That was painfull....haha

[Make Tea Not War]

Look what microsoft gave me this year, again.... http://merrychristmasfrommicrosoft.ytmnd.com/

[Jon Meth]

How touching....somewhat like Michael Jackson in kindergarden. I'm glad they havn't inficted that upon me yet.