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Men have become the tools of their tools.
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Kindred1369
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I'll Take a body Massage while eating a pork sandwich Mr GI Joe.
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~*Kindred*~
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Sylem X
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I couldn't stop from bursting out from laughing as loud as i could at the end of the first G.I. Joe clip. :D
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Pathogen
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I was grabbing some stuff at Target the other night and I saw a black midget women making out with another women (regular size). Then i thought to myself, my life will never be that bad, compared to a black midget lesbian - seriously, she has all the cards stacked against her. Well, if she had downs syndrome or some mental problem that would be like an added bonus of, "hey I got the short end of the chromosome spectrum here!"
So when you think your life is at a low point, think of that black lesbian midget and realize your life can be worse.
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Ride Fast, Take Chances!
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I actually tried that line to cheer someone up. didn't work
friend: ugh my life sucks
me: hey, look on the bright side. at least you're not a black lesbian midget.
friend: c.c
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Competing? That implies DG has competition... ;)
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Sylem X
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Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned against the holiest of holies
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Make Tea Not War
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Nipples are made 2 be pierced!
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Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned against the holiest of holies
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I was struck by lighting
Walkin' down the street
I was hit by something last night in my sleep
It's a dead man's party
Who could ask for more
Everybody's comin', leave your body at the door
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Van Damme = awesome. Second only to Chuck Norris, of course.  |
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