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Re: Post something funny
« Reply #285 on: May 31, 2011, 09:45:03 PM »
Last season when in Labrador.  I was with 2 mates and we came accross this bottle which of coarse had a genie in it and gave us each one wish.  
I was immediately in Vancouver and explaining this crazy situation to my friends still there.  
Another of us three was down in the Dominican, cocktail in hand with a little umbrella sticking out of it and enjoying his new status in life.  
This seemed great but in less than 10 minuts myself and that other dude were back in Labrador in the bush.  Great I wondered.  Was our wish only good for 10 minutes.  
And then the third mate who we always wondered about his faculties, so to speak.  
Great he says with that dumbass smile,  and thank the genie your back.  
I was getting lonely without my mates here.  
« Last Edit: June 01, 2011, 07:29:12 AM by Hunter J7 »
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Re: Post something funny
« Reply #286 on: June 01, 2011, 11:55:58 AM »
Last season when in Labrador.  I was with 2 mates and we came accross this bottle which of coarse had a genie in it and gave us each one wish.  
I was immediately in Vancouver and explaining this crazy situation to my friends still there.  
Another of us three was down in the Dominican, cocktail in hand with a little umbrella sticking out of it and enjoying his new status in life.  
This seemed great but in less than 10 minuts myself and that other dude were back in Labrador in the bush.  Great I wondered.  Was our wish only good for 10 minutes.  
And then the third mate who we always wondered about his faculties, so to speak.  
Great he says with that dumbass smile,  and thank the genie your back.  
I was getting lonely without my mates here.  


I laughed. :)
« Last Edit: June 01, 2011, 03:05:24 PM by theTexan »
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Re: Post something funny
« Reply #287 on: July 14, 2011, 08:16:30 PM »
Theory is when you know everything and nothing works.
Practice is when things work, and no one knows why.
Here we combine theory and practice.
Nothing works and no one knows why.

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Re: Post something funny
« Reply #288 on: July 15, 2011, 03:42:27 PM »
I'm still waiting for the new boomerang I designed up in Labrador to come back. 
I guess I will just call it a stick.  So much for the patent on that one. 
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Re: Post something funny
« Reply #289 on: August 19, 2011, 11:21:19 PM »
I was having a good time and did not think I was being to obnoxious or anything like that.  And this bouncer was giving me the serpent eye of I'm better than you and your just dirt. 
So alright I did, I put that fuker right in his place. 
I smaked his elbow really hard.
With my now bloodied face.
Teach him a lesson I did. 
I hope my dental repair aint going to be to much.     
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Re: Post something funny
« Reply #290 on: August 30, 2011, 12:02:16 PM »
http://www.mypeepeebottle.com/
"Personalize It!"

yay!!! :D :D

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Re: Post something funny
« Reply #291 on: September 17, 2011, 12:18:20 PM »
Theory is when you know everything and nothing works.
Practice is when things work, and no one knows why.
Here we combine theory and practice.
Nothing works and no one knows why.

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Re: Post something funny
« Reply #292 on: October 16, 2011, 02:30:35 AM »
I was struck by lighting
Walkin' down the street
I was hit by something last night in my sleep
It's a dead man's party
Who could ask for more
Everybody's comin', leave your body at the door

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Re: Post something funny
« Reply #293 on: October 19, 2011, 06:53:11 PM »
Street Fighter 2 - Dancer vs Kid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfeI0Y7lHkw

Crude (cruel) humor maybe?

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Re: Post something funny
« Reply #294 on: October 21, 2011, 08:53:12 AM »

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Re: Post something funny
« Reply #295 on: October 26, 2011, 09:17:39 AM »
Go ahead,  Back up.
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