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Re: Post something funny
« Reply #165 on: February 17, 2010, 10:20:22 AM »
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Re: Post something funny
« Reply #167 on: February 17, 2010, 03:32:36 PM »
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Re: Post something funny
« Reply #168 on: February 17, 2010, 04:29:52 PM »
I gotta agree with Lexus... I don't think 3 Penis Wine is funny at allll :(
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Re: Post something funny
« Reply #169 on: February 25, 2010, 05:00:12 AM »
something utterly hilarious: 

my depressing bank balance

even more funny:

some people think jews are all filthy rich


the irony...

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Re: Post something funny
« Reply #170 on: February 27, 2010, 05:49:11 PM »
Turtle assaults, then humps, a rock:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB6FCWyzmjI

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Re: Post something funny
« Reply #171 on: February 28, 2010, 04:00:55 AM »
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Re: Post something funny
« Reply #172 on: February 28, 2010, 12:20:33 PM »
something utterly hilarious: 

my depressing bank balance

even more funny:

some people think jews are all filthy rich


the irony...

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Coincidentally i also suffer from abysmal finances.

i would make a joke about how mine is probably bigger than yours but, as the tone seems somber, i will refrain from such an incongruous remark. If it makes you feel any better i am currently - what is by all definition - considered poor white trailer trash, looking for work in Michigan, of all deity-forsaken places. So, chin up, mister helpful Hebrew (and i am one of the opposite of 'some', and know that not all Jews are rich) and take solace in the knowledge that there is company in thine misery. Or just miserable company.
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Re: Post something funny
« Reply #173 on: February 28, 2010, 01:58:14 PM »
Ford's hot new car for the shit economy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8UtRNCztVI

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Re: Post something funny
« Reply #174 on: March 02, 2010, 11:30:59 PM »
I don't know if I've posted this already: Rejected by Don Hertzfeldt

i LOVE Hertzfeldt's stuff. A friend of mine has the Bitter Films collection and i got to spend a mind blowing evening viewing it last year. Though i would perhaps caution any hard-core hallucinogenic partakers to be warned if viewing it on such. =)
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Re: Post something funny
« Reply #175 on: March 02, 2010, 11:34:31 PM »
some balls but not enough for you to notice

i have great appreciation for Lajoie's stuff as irreverent as it can be. It doesn't fail to at the very least put a ludicrous and childish grin on my face. That one was one i hadn't seen, so thanks Creeps! =D
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Re: Post something funny
« Reply #176 on: March 03, 2010, 11:41:22 AM »
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Re: Post something funny
« Reply #178 on: March 04, 2010, 06:40:16 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G8lPg7pGH8

..or what can perform wood-wind quartet and two dancers in early '40s.. :D
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Re: Post something funny
« Reply #179 on: March 05, 2010, 04:44:15 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G8lPg7pGH8

..or what can perform wood-wind quartet and two dancers in early '40s.. :D

Let's see that in the Evolution of Dance video! HAHAHAHA
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